"I know what vegan means! They don't eat meat or fish!"
Toronto, Ontario - On the set of the indie film 'Nice Guys Don't Wear Purple'
When script-supervisor Diandra Gould showed up to the craft service table after a long morning on set, she was offended by what she saw. "I saw these extras, who were clearly not Vegan, eating all the Vegan options!" It's completely un-acceptable as it leaves us (vegans) with no options!", said Diandra.
When asked how she could identify a non-vegan she quipped that they each had "the look".
Mario DiTescetty, an extra who is new to the film industry, had this to say. "I already had some pizza and, you know, the Veggie stuff looked good and I thought, now is a good time to try it, in case I don't like it. Turns out that it was pretty good so I kept eating it. Before you knew it, we were all eating it. I feel pretty good too. No one told me not to eat it so hey, who's at fault here? I wouldn't be mad if she ate all the pizza!"
A Production Assistant (PA), who asked to remain anonymous, said that Craft Services clearly announced and identified the Vegan options but Mario was busy instagramming himself on the set. Diandra, with nothing left to eat, grabbed a few remaining carrots and went to stand near the water cooler. Mario reportedly felt bad and brought her a plate of cheese to nibble on.
The PA, confirmed this encounter. "I knew she wouldn't eat the cheese but I warned her that he licked his fingers each time he put a new piece on the plate. Diandra tossed her carrots into the compost right away."
Food selection at a craft service table has increasingly become a hot-button issue as several cast / crew members each have their own dietary preferences. Some have suggested that an all-vegan menu satisfies everyone, and offends no one, while others crave options from the meat and dairy menu. When Ontario's 2019 food guide was released earlier this year, many noticed the lack of meat and dairy present on the imagery.
When Mario was questioned if he know what Vegan meant, he snapped back "I know what vegan means! They don't eat meat or fish!"
Mario wasn't on the call sheet the following day.
Nice Guys Don't Wear Purple is set to be released on VOD in the Fall of 2019.
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Quiet On The Set! is a monthly blog post about happenings in the indie film world. This article is farce and meant for comedy purpose only. Any resemblance to any persons living, or dead, or in limbo, or who identifies as being alive, or dead, or in limbo, is purely coincidental.
"Musicians should be happy that I am allowing their music to be involved!"
Darius Jéan-Jéan, a 26 year old filmmaker from London Ontario, was in the final stages of post-production on his latest feature film EYE FOUND (a found footage film about a ghost that is haunting an abandoned house) when he realized that he had not yet hired a composer. “We just kinda grabbed some blockbuster temp stuff that we liked but then realized we couldn't just use it. We knew a composer was needed to change a 'few notes', you know, because of copyright.”
Darius explained how he read, or someone told him, that as long as you make it different before the 8th note, it’s not copyright. He searched for a composer in London Ontario, with no luck. Frustrated at the lack of response, he posted this ad on social media
Must be able to recreate a blockbuster soundtrack, not exact, but very close.
Serious inquiries only. Must have own gear. We have ZERO budget left as we spent it all during production. Trust me, we looked deep into our budget. No one else is getting paid.
You get copy / credit and we will be submitting to Sundance and more!
The ad has since been deleted as there were several hate messages posted, mostly by angered musicians, towards the director.
We reached out to a musician, that performs under the name 'Super Sky Duster', who answered the ad and had this to say. "He paid for food, he raved about renting the location for a day, and paying for a special-effects person. We just want what is fair -- to be compensated for our work. Even Spotify has .0006 for our music, surely Darius can find the same."
When told about this comment, the angered filmmaker turned his pockets inside-out and offered an A&W gift card and a bus pass.
"This is all I have! I’m just trying to make a great movie here and I don’t know why people are so angry. I’m not getting paid! All the money I spent is put on the screen. What you see is the most important part! Musicians should be happy that I am allowing their music to be involved!" said Jéan-Jéan.
The budget for EYE FOUND was reportedly $2346.84 and shot on an iPhone in portrait mode. “We accidentally started filming it in portrait mode, and then realized it gave it a modern look, so we kept it.” Douglas is credited as the director, editor and cinematographer.
The "jack-of-all-trades" artist has since decided to compose the music himself by editing together royalty-free loops. The film is slated for a summer release and when asked what his submission strategy is he replied, “I’ll just throw it up on YouTube and see what happens!”
Quiet On The Set! is a monthly blog post about happenings in the indie film world. Any resemblance to any persons living, or dead, or in limbo, or who identifies as being alive, or dead, or in limbo, is purely coincidental.
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